What was Jesus?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1.He called everyone brother
2.He liked Gospel
3.He didn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.He went into His Father's business
2.He lived at home until he was 33
3.He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1.He talked with His hands
2.He had wine with His meals
3.He used olive oil


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1.he never cut His hair
2.He walked around barefoot all the time
3.He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was anAmerican Indian:
1.He was at peace with nature
2.He ate a lot of fish
3.He talked about the Great Spirit


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1.He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there wasvirtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who justdidn't get it
3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do


Can I get an amen?


hehe, isn't that cute? :)

~Anyanka
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